i feel like sticking them
i feel like sticking them with my worthless mortguage, i cant get a rate only refibut jpm can fuck up 4-5 billion without blinking an eye. fuck him and the fed he road in on.
View ArticleMaybe now they will reinstate
Maybe now they will reinstate Glass-Steagall and break up the large integrated bank and crooked casino owners.
View ArticleI gave you another +1.... the
I gave you another +1.... the comment was funny, and your lonely +1 was starting to look a little sad.
View Articlei already know what the
i already know what the summary of his "testimony" will consist of: "i can't recall""i can't recall""i can't recall""i can't recall""i can't recall""i can't recall""i can't recall"
View ArticleJPM have been asked to
JPM have been asked to testify because they had a.... loss.... LOSSES are NEVER allowed to be visible they must at all costs be off balance sheet and marked to myth did they not know that after their...
View ArticleDog and Pony show for the 10%
Dog and Pony show for the 10% of the American public that has any idea who Dimon is.What Chairman Johnson will conclude is that Mr. Dimon is a great man who has been misunderstood.The chairman will...
View ArticleHo hum... clowns to the Left
Ho hum... clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the Right...Heard the same shit about G.W. Bush, AWOL etc. And if I were so inclined to WASTE precious time I'm sure that I could pick out similar shit...
View ArticleI gave you a +1 because of
I gave you a +1 because of your thoughtfulness and looking out for others.
View ArticleThe safest place for Dimon is
The safest place for Dimon is probably in the Senate.Lots of armed security there.
View ArticleLike inviting the landlord
Like inviting the landlord over for lunch. Better make sure the kitty litter is fresh.
View ArticleI won't need to watch this
I won't need to watch this charade.I have a place to watch someone getting his balls played with.....it's called, "xvideos.com"
View ArticleThe session will be highly
The session will be highly scripted.You may be overestimating congress' ability to ask pertanat questions.
View ArticleWhat better bankster overlord
What better bankster overlord than Mitt Romney, one of their own spawn. Obama/Romney, it's all the same. Ron Paul was our only true hope for change. Going Savaren!!!! Antarctica should be safe.
View ArticleWe've had many commissions
We've had many commissions and investigations in the past and look where we are today. To say that they have been worthless would be very magnanimous and charitable.........
View Article"Heard the same shit about
"Heard the same shit about G.W. Bush, AWOL etc."Unfortunately, that was the misdirection, although somewhat accurate.Having gone through USAF basic training shortly after Bush phased out of it (that's...
View ArticleNo, but as the most witty
No, but as the most witty commenter here today mentioned, he does know how to run the Bistro.(assuming he wasn't referring to JPMC's B.I.S.T.R.O.?)
View ArticleMy crystal ball shows that
My crystal ball shows that Dimon will say...."F##k you, I own this place and all of your sorry asses, now start cutting Medicare, I want to see some dead old ladies in the street, NOW!"
View ArticleI'm sure he will receive the
I'm sure he will receive the same deferential treatment from that esteemed body that his buddy Corzine did....
View ArticleDImon- For fucks sake no I
DImon- For fucks sake no I won't except your invitation! I'm busy, do you know how long it will take me to count all this money?
View Article1st Question, Since JP
1st Question, Since JP Morgan knew maybe weeks before everyone else that they had indeed screwed up - did you hedge by buying Puts and FAZ before anyone knew? Of course senator, how do you think we...
View ArticleMore theater from the most
More theater from the most theatrical and least useful troupe of bad actors extant - CONgress and Bankers.Will the muppets be there? Miss Piggy? Kermit? Gonzo? The Swedish Chef?Maybe Roger Clemens...
View Articleyou might want to think about
you might want to think about what you just wrote, one more time for fucks sake.
View ArticleI think Jamie's essentially
I think Jamie's essentially just going to try to show up Corzine's testimony and show the world of crooks how its done. This guy is unbelievable in his ability to obfuscate and do so confidently, like...
View ArticleUmmmm, there was an
Ummmm, there was an option?Sure there's an option. Jamie-boy could have told the distinguished morons, "Look morons, in a capitalist systems gains happen and losses happen. And it happens every day....
View Article"Now behold the awful price
"Now behold the awful price of vampyre squidfoolery!"(the crowd rages in fury)"You will fall to your knees now, admit you're connivance, name your co-conspirators and beg our mercy; and you shall have...
View ArticleIt's too bad that none of our
It's too bad that none of our critters have the balls to say to Jamie Dimon: "Look you rat bastard, I know you're guilty as hell and I'm hauling you in to testify. Until then, your fat, conniving,...
View ArticleI think that you've just
I think that you've just hurt Bubba's feelings...he would never sink this low. Besides, dimon probably got more bodyguards than anyone in CONgress.On the other hand, I would invite dimon to take a...
View ArticleI am trying to think of ways
I am trying to think of ways we can divorce the word "capitalism" from what we have today. It's like saying Jamie Dimon is a "crony good person". Or, that crack whore is a "crony model". We have a...
View ArticleI think you're right, even
I think you're right, even Bubba wouldn't touch THAT. Mea culpa.
View ArticleThis is what this guy gets
This is what this guy gets paid for and is what he is good at, kind of like Clinton and Obama. Say what you want about any of them, they are top notch bullshitters. Fucking top notch. You may not...
View ArticlePraise be, maybe Maxine can
Praise be, maybe Maxine can start the questioning.http://hotair.com/archives/2009/03/24/comedy-gold-maxine-waters-grills-g...
View ArticleIs this going to be the new
Is this going to be the new normal, where the TBTF are expected to have perfect quarters all the time, and there will be a public hearing anytime one of them has a losing day?
View ArticleAs my dearly departed
As my dearly departed grandmother used to say "Wish in one hand & shell peas in the other. See which one gets full first."
View ArticleNo need. Those bright enough
No need. Those bright enough to appreciate the concept already see the farce for what it is.
View ArticleThere might also be at least
There might also be at least one of those "On the advice of counsel, I decline to answer that question on the grounds that it may infringe on my 5th amendment rights."
View ArticleJon Corzine was brought into
Jon Corzine was brought into MF Global via the government connections to revive it. Put NJ pension funds or whatever government funds into MF Global to inject cash so that US can hold on to whoever...
View ArticleMaybe whle Dimon is
Maybe whle Dimon is explaining how JPM lost $2B, the senate can talk about going $4T in the whole over the last 3-years.
View ArticleDimon first learned of the
Dimon first learned of the London Whale @ April 13 from the Bloomberg story. According to tonight's WSJ "behind the scenes" look at JPM's handling of this screwup Dimon didn't ask to see the CIO unit's...
View Articlehey, suckerfish_Z! i've been
hey, suckerfish_Z! i've been having similar thoughtslast week, i was wondering whether some of the do-re-mi might have become "capital" for a EU bankster...this week, i am wondering what week it is...
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